Before advertising, I was a magazine writer with ADHD. I’ve reported from a swinger’s resort, crawled on a red carpet on my hands and knees at the Teen Choice Awards, been taught how to runway walk by Karlie Kloss, and was once informed by Bravo’s Millionaire Matchmaker that I’d be prettier if I straightened my hair.

I also wrote a novel for kids that Penguin published. I have been working on a second novel for the last 700 years, an activity I recommend to no one. 🙃